Fan Art by Cliff Sylvan


"It's like when you mix too many different colors together, you end up with grey." - Some Bartender

Kumquat, coffee, poppy seeds?

They're fucking up beer like you wouldn't believe!

I didn't ask to drink my meal,

So take out the fucking orange peel.

From craft to trash - who gave you the power

To infuse a fucking elderflower?

Basil, oyster, grapefruit juice?

Beer already came in different hues,

It was seasonal, artisanal, in numerous styles,

So save the fruit for a fucking child.


Hemp, nougat, peppercorn?

That’s not beer, it’s fucking flavor porn.

Coconut, pineapple, and horchata?

Just brew the beer the way you oughta!